“I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it’s what you just said.”
“Who was that?” “My drug dealer”
Scully in glasses
“Her name is Bambi?”
Scully washing Queequeg
Scully answering the phone with things like “who died now?” knowing Mulder is on the other end.
Scully eating stuff.
Mulder putting the phone down and Scully being like “Mul..no..sigh.”
Scully waiting for the phone to ring.
Scully waking up as soon as the phone goes
“I had a praying mantis epiphany”
“Are you sure it wasn’t a girlie scream?”
Scully whacking out her FBI badge and taking command of the store…for while
“Mulder, I think you’ve been in this town too long.”
“Let me guess…Bambi.”
Mulder and Scully covered in manure
“Yeah, that would explain everything.”
“Isn’t that what Doctor Zaius said to Zira at the end of ‘The Planet of the Apes?’”
“Smart is sexy” “By the time there’s another invasion of artificially-intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. ”
” You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully… but you smell bad. ”