Libby. 20. British (Welsh). Studying physics w/Astrophysics. None of the gifs I use are mine. Sidebar gif credit: ithoughtitwassmokinghot         Twitter                                                                                                     senior staff member(s) getting drunk with FLOTUS                                                                               Currently Watching: The West Wing (S5)

cats and the x files are friends. 

caaaaaaaats.

                                                 Boys Gone Wild

Two retired FBI agents and buddies since college are living it up big style. Walter, recently divorced and Jack, long time widower, decide to let loose and re-live the glory days. They’re ditching the fast line of D.C. and are heading to the fun and festivities San Francisco has to offer. Join Skinman and Jack Attack & their furry friend Queequeg, on their journey of frolic, friendship, and self-discovery. 

why ‘War of the Coprophages’ is one of the best episodes ever 

• Scully at home
• “Scully, what are you wearing?”
• “I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it’s what you just said.”
• “Who was that?” “My drug dealer”
• Scully in glasses
• “Her name is Bambi?”
• Scully washing Queequeg
• Scully answering the phone with things like “who died now?” knowing Mulder is on the other end.
• Scully eating stuff.
• Mulder putting the phone down and Scully being like “Mul..no..sigh.”
• Scully waiting for the phone to ring.
• Scully waking up as soon as the phone goes
• “I had a praying mantis epiphany”
• “Are you sure it wasn’t a girlie scream?”
• Scully whacking out her FBI badge and taking command of the store…for while
• “Mulder, I think you’ve been in this town too long.” 
• “Let me guess…Bambi.”
• Mulder and Scully covered in manure
• “Yeah, that would explain everything.”
• “Isn’t that what Doctor Zaius said to Zira at the end of ‘The Planet of the Apes?’”
• “Smart is sexy”
  “By the time there’s another invasion of artificially-intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. ”  
• ” You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully… but you smell bad. ” 

I need to make this post.

Sat here, sobbing. It’s just gone midnight so MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! 

I watched “How The Ghosts Stole Christmas” like I do most Christmas Eves. And it gets me every time.

Just…EVEN THE GHOSTS KNEW THAT THEY FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER. 

And he steals her keys so she’ll be with him on Christmas Eve, and that shot of him all alone before she comes round ;_____;

AND THEN SHE GOES ROUND AND “MAYBE I DID WANT TO BE THERE WITH YOU” AND HIS FACE, AND THEN THEY BOTH GOT EACH OTHER GIFTS HASKJDHAKSJD. AND THEN THE CUTE FACES AND RUN OVER TO THE SOFA TO OPEN THEM AND THAT FUCKING AWESOME SHOT OF THEM FROM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND IT’S SNOWING AND I CAN NEVER LISTEN TO “HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS” W/O THINKING OF THEM.

It’s so bad that when I watch this all I care about is that Mulder & Scully have each other over christmas. Couldn’t care less in that end scene if I was alone or not LOL. WHAT IS MY LIFE. 

what happens behind closed doors…