Libby. 20. British (Welsh). Studying physics w/Astrophysics. None of the gifs I use are mine. Sidebar gif credit: ithoughtitwassmokinghot         Twitter                                                                                                     senior staff member(s) getting drunk with FLOTUS                                                                               Currently Watching: The West Wing (S5)

why ‘War of the Coprophages’ is one of the best episodes ever 

• Scully at home
• “Scully, what are you wearing?”
• “I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it’s what you just said.”
• “Who was that?” “My drug dealer”
• Scully in glasses
• “Her name is Bambi?”
• Scully washing Queequeg
• Scully answering the phone with things like “who died now?” knowing Mulder is on the other end.
• Scully eating stuff.
• Mulder putting the phone down and Scully being like “Mul..no..sigh.”
• Scully waiting for the phone to ring.
• Scully waking up as soon as the phone goes
• “I had a praying mantis epiphany”
• “Are you sure it wasn’t a girlie scream?”
• Scully whacking out her FBI badge and taking command of the store…for while
• “Mulder, I think you’ve been in this town too long.” 
• “Let me guess…Bambi.”
• Mulder and Scully covered in manure
• “Yeah, that would explain everything.”
• “Isn’t that what Doctor Zaius said to Zira at the end of ‘The Planet of the Apes?’”
• “Smart is sexy”
  “By the time there’s another invasion of artificially-intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. ”  
• ” You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully… but you smell bad. ”